
We're the T M N T, drop-kicking Italy! (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)Ĭhowing on your tower made of pizza! Save a slice for me! Poll You guys draw more dicks than New York Pride! We're like your NES game 'cause we can't be beat! We got the talent, a n d t h e m i n d s, and the rhymes so sweet! You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer! That's because you mutants are too immature! 'Cause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do. (Uhhh…) Dona-tell me who you are again, dude, Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai! I can bebop and steady rock a mic, sucka!

Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away! (Ohhh!) I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blades! Taught us not to rush to violence, (Master Splinter) When you catch an Italian boot to the half shell! The architects of rebirth are rap addicts! W e d r o p s c i e n c e ! W e g o t t h e m a t h e m a t i c s !

This battle's your Last Judgment, trust me! I'm a rap God, and you can't quite touch me! I made David, but I'll slay you like Goliath! I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling! I'm an emcee Shredder, but I get the feeling Oops!ĭeemed dope by the Pope, and I boned 'til I croaked! I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit. Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six foot chisel. (Ugh!) Hard shell, but you're gross in the middle. So let me pass the mic to my man, Donatello! I love the ladies I like to keep it mellow, I take a turtle, and I turn him into mincemeat. To kick these three toed freaks back under the street! (Ooh!) Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance. Nice Peter as Luigi (reused footage, cameo)ĮpicLLOYD as Mario (reused footage, cameo) Xin Wuku as Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo (stunt double) Nice Peter as Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo (voice only)ĮpicLLOYD as Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo (body actor, voice), and Raphael (body actor) Ian Hecox as Michelangelo Buonarotti Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Anthony Padilla as Raphael Sanzio da Urbino
